Amazing Quotes

Funny
Pootis: "Political Activision"

Pootis: "Consistent 24 health per second"

Chris: "Oh my fucking shitting cunting dicking god"

Chris: "Fucking shitting cunty dicky bollocks"

Pootis: "Oh I wish I had a close range weapon to hit this medic with"

Perry: "You have an UBERSAW. The ubersaw is as close range as it gets. Saying I don't have a close range weapon when you have a melee is like saying 'I don't have a rocket launcher when you're holding a FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER"

Perry: "Poots the Solly's on 24".

Chris: "HE ONE-TAPPED ME!"

Pootis: "Oh I thought you meant 24 heals per second."

Perry: "He's on 4 health. LOOK AT HIS DICK!"

Perry: "I did my first trusted fart in 2 days"

[redacted]: "This isn't where I parked my car"

Inspirational
Perry: "Wow"

Perry: "Die?"

Perry: "Could you not?"

Perry: "Come on *insert name* no one likes a liar"

Perry: "KIIILL THEEEM!"

Perry: "TAAAKE CLIIIF!"

Capri: "baba spwling"

Just Not Understandable At All
Anomalous: "The gun where they shoot around people" (He was talking about Left 4 Dead)

Anomalous: "fdammiot"

Capri: "they call me capri capri."

Dilly: "ca i send a sappeasementl to valvw?"

ValiGuy: "XDD"

Valiguy: "garrys mod *tan tan taan*

Valiguy: "::D"

Gabriel
"The Golden Rule of Mortality" -Gabriel